- Anti Joke

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

GONNA

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED