Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Penis

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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