how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Mrs. Welsh

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Tell you something funny.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Cancer.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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1 Jew XD

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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