- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

you know whats funny the letter Q

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

i can't stand cripple jokes

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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