what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

? I hate niiggers ?

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

I was born.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

i have yougurt with tractor

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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