Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Knock knock, Come in...

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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