I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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