Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Three bars walk into a Jew.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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