What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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