- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Penis penis poop butt

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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