Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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