Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

A walrus walks into a bar

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

YEAH THEY DO.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Anti Joke

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