Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Samantha

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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