Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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