what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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