What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Gay's rights

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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