Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Women's rights.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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i like pie.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Anti Joke

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