- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Gay's rights

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Your social life.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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