A man made a sandwich.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Your time.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

the jokes are repetitive on this site

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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