Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Kelly Clarkson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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