- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Badgers are cool

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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