- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

whats black? a black man

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

i have yougurt with tractor

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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