- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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