once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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