knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

for keeps?

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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