- Anti Joke

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face