Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Well educated black man.

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Woman's Rights

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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