A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Seth stock has a large penis

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Punch line.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Knock knock. Come in.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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