Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Anti Joke

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