- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

womens rights to vote

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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