What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Your social life.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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involved parents.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

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