What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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wood cant chuck wood

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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