What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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The Holocaust.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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dead battery come on down

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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