Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Woman's rights.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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