- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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