Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Gianni

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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