- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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