- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

i love huge wieners.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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