What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Women's rights

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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