- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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