What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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