- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

An atheist walks into a church

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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