What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What's 4+7 47

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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