A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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