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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Penis penis poop butt

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A black man in a country bar.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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