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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why is pi? Because circles.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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