- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Straight men can be bronies.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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