- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

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