- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Twenty-Four

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

An atheist walks into a church

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Hello

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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