- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A russian gives away vodka.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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