- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

1 Jew XD

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Woman's Rights

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Black History Month

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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