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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Snarf Nuggets

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Womens rights.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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