- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

good one jess !!

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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