There are two types of people in the world: humans

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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