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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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