How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Yes.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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