A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

69

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

4

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...