- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Your time.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

An asian without a future.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A man made a sandwich.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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