- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Cancer.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

I said I hate niiggers

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

why?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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