Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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whats black? a black man

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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whoa there

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Anti Joke

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