Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Michael Brown

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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