- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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