Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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knock knock who's there no one

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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1+1 =? Too

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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pineapples

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thumbs up!

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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