What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

thumb_up thumb_down +17

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +17

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

She said no

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Stephen Walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

thumb_up thumb_down +15

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops