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Girls Basketball.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

A Jew walks into a Furness

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

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