Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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