- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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