- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

how now brown cow. WTF.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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