Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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*you're

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mc hammers income.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Zach Barlow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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