Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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