- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

I said I hate niiggers

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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