- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the deal with airline food?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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