Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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