Michael Brown

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did he die? He was sick.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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