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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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