Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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lol

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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