- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Justin Bieber got laid

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

The weels on the bus go...flat