Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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who is awesome? no one...

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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