Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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penis

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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