How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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A midget walks under a bar

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terry stockton is straight

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Anti Joke

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