What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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This is a joke

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Anti Joke

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