Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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