Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Woman rights.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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