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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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