What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Pickles

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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^that joke a piece of shit

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Yes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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