So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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