Zach Barlow

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Michael Brown

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Colby Michael Schluter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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