- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Melbourne Football Club.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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