- Anti Joke

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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