- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

for keeps?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Obama

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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