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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Women's Rights.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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