yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Penis

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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