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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

I had sex. Just kidding.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How many cows say moo? All of them

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.