How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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