- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

my friend is gay hes gay

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

so dont touch it.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

I like hats XD!

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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