What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

im a dragon, no im not

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Hi Shelby!!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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