A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Womens Rights.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Woman's Rights

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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