Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Are you Drew?

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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