how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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