crap!!

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Wy did the chicken?

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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ass in my face ? no

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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knock, knock come in

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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