Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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