- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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