What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

im black

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

I pooped my pants

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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