Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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