What are we then hypocrites?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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woman's rights

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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