- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

I like to eat people

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Pickles

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is the best part about football The scoring

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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