What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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modern love

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Strawberries!

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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