What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A cow says moo and explodes.

My pet rock died.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did i write this? I was bored

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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