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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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I have aids

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rebecca is a hard worker

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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