Strawberries!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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i like turtals and kids

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matty russel are you on here

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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why do you care?

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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