- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What's the difference between a duck

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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