What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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K.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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