what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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obama

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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