What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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I enjoy anal.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Yes.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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i lost the game

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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