What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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