How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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guess what? chicken butt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Anti Joke

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