Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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women's rights.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Wade

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Anti Joke

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