Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Woman's rights

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Land Rovers

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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